Under - age

You know how mad you used to get when you tried sneaking into places when you were under-age and got caught. Well this little guy's no different. I mean, you'd think you would be 'in' no problem, especially if you scammed your old mans Power Expansion Suit for the night without him knowing, but NO. First, getting past the Quartz Detection Rings in fractile orbit in the high stratosphere,  then hiding the damned shuttle - and all the Krouult Worm extract, then walking to the Bar . . . .  only to find DOOR GUARDS, that asked for I.D.  - I mean, Freddie said it would be no problem, him and his brother . . . .

NEW BLOG > J.H.Schmitz Adult Art

J.H. Schmitz Adult Art  is an extension to this site. It houses the material that I have done that has a decidedly more 'adult' nature to it. I thought this logical seeing as how I don't want to ruin anybodies lunch or anything.

Roam Through The Roses

I was listening to Chet baker do his version of  'It's Always You'  and he sings  "When ever I roam through roses, and lately I often do - funny it's not a rose I touch, it's always you . . ."  and I thought  'Oh, those poetic guys - '  And then I thought, WOW - you'd get cut to shreds - and then I laughed and laughed at the irony. Anyway it gave me the idea it would make an amusing cover for a compilation of poetry, You know - crazy shoe box stuff you keep hidden, because the world would melt if it got out.

What ?

C'mon  . . . .  don't lie to me  -  You know what I'm talking about  !  !  !

POW POW POW

This guys so fast he hit you three times while you were reading this - ughhh . . . POW POW POW !!!