The Real Question !!!

You know as well as I do that some day it's going to get crazy. It only makes sense, as paradoxical as that sounds. 
That's why, just like me - you've been stashing supplies, and making homemade weapons. Conditioning your body and mind. Excepting pain as your friend. Sleeping in ice water. Eating crushed glass. Head butting the porcelain sink - 50 times every morning. Putting cigarettes out on the soles of your feet. Doing sit-ups with a 30 lb dumbbell in your mouth like a dog bone. Getting your Girlfriend to beat you across the back with Bamboo canes while you eat. 

Yep. Your just like me. 

You got nothin to fear. Your ready  -  " C'mon Alien scum - I'm in a tentacle slashing mood today  -
 . . . . .  Y E A H !!!!!!!! "